/* Script by Josh Roush- www.anticurrent.com */

var num_of_quotes = 73;
quotes = Math.floor (num_of_quotes * Math.random());

if (quotes==0) {
title="<b>William Elliott Whitmore<b>";
body="No I don't want to be safe, No I just want to be free...";
}

if (quotes==1) {
title="Jello Biafra";
body="Don't hate the media, become the media.";
}

if (quotes==2) {
title="William S Burroughs";
body="I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it.";
}

if (quotes==3) {
title="Hunter S Thompson";
body="Politics is the art of controlling your environment.";
}

if (quotes==4) {
title="Charles Bukowski";
body="Genius might be the ability to say a profound thing in a simple way";
}

if (quotes==5) {
title="Kurt Vonnegut";
body="Be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to be.";
}

if (quotes==6) {
title="Kurt Vonnegut";
body="Life is no way to treat an animal.";
}

if (quotes==7) {
title="Jack Kerouac";
body="Great things are not accomplished by those who yield to trends and fads and popular opinion.";
}

if (quotes==8) {
title="Kevin Smith";
body="More often than not, a hero’s most epic battle is the one you never see; it’s the battle that goes on within him or herself.";
}

if (quotes==9) {
title="Jim Jarmusch";
body="Nothing is original. Steal from anywhere that resonates with inspiration or fuels your imagination.";
}

if (quotes==10) {
title="Allen Ginsberg";
body="Whoever controls the media, the images, controls the culture.";
}

if (quotes==11) {
title="Mark Twain";
body="A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.";
}

if (quotes==12) {
title="Mark Twain";
body="Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.";
}

if (quotes==13) {
title="Brendan Behan";
body="All publicity is good, except an obituary notice.";
}

if (quotes==14) {
title="Brendan Behan";
body="I am a drinker with writing problems.";
}

if (quotes==15) {
title="Hunter S Thompson";
body="For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.";
}

if (quotes==16) {
title="Thomas Jefferson";
body="A Bill of Rights is what the people are entitled to against every government, and what no just government should refuse, or rest on inference.";
}

if (quotes==17) {
title="Thomas Jefferson";
body="All tyranny needs to gain a foothold is for people of good conscience to remain silent.";
}

if (quotes==18) {
title="Thomas Jefferson";
body="Commerce with all nations, alliance with none, should be our motto.";
}

if (quotes==19) {
title="George A Romero";
body="I think you're only free if you're working on very low or huge money.";
}

if (quotes==20) {
title="John Lydon";
body="Don't accept the old order. Get rid of it.";
}

if (quotes==21) {
title="Joe Strummer";
body="The Future is Unwritten.";
}

if (quotes==22) {
title="Shane Macgowan";
body="I'm not into progression. I'm not into fusion. I'm not into any of this shit, yeah? I'm just into doing what we do, you know what I mean, yeah?";
}

if (quotes==23) {
title="Jim Jarmusch";
body="I think of poets as outlaw visionaries in a way.";
}

if (quotes==24) {
title="<b>Quentin Tarrantino<b>";
body="I don't believe in elitism. I don't think the audience is this dumb person lower than me. I am the audience.";
}

if (quotes==25) {
title="Tom Waits";
body="The large print giveth, and the small print taketh away";
}

if (quotes==26) {
title="Kurt Cobain";
body="I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not.";
}

if (quotes==27) {
title="Martin Scorsese";
body="There's no such thing as simple. Simple is hard.";
}

if (quotes==28) {
title="Dylan Thomas";
body="The land of my fathers. My fathers can have it.";
}

if (quotes==29) {
title="Mike Judge";
body="Stealing, you'll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it.";
}

if (quotes==30) {
title="Johnny Cash";
body="When I record somebody else's song, I have to make it my own or it doesn't feel right. I'll say to myself, I wrote this and he doesn't know it!";
}

if (quotes==31) {
title="Henry Rollins";
body="Scar tissue is stronger than regular tissue. Realize the strength, move on.";
}

if (quotes==32) {
title="Nick Cave";
body="I've always had an obligation to creation, above all.";
}

if (quotes==33) {
title="Henry Rollins";
body="It's sad when someone you know becomes someone you knew.";
}

if (quotes==34) {
title="Simon Pegg";
body="Your instinct, rather than precision stabbing, is more about just random bludgeoning.";
}

if (quotes==35) {
title="Mark Twain";
body="A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.";
}

if (quotes==36) {
title="Charles Darwin";
body="A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life.";
}

if (quotes==37) {
title="Edgar Wright";
body="I think it`s good to have pressure on yourself. The worst crime is to get kind of really complacent.";
}

if (quotes==38) {
title="Bob Dylan";
body="A hero is someone who understands the responsibility that comes with his freedom.";
}

if (quotes==39) {
title="Jack Kerouac";
body="I hope it is true that a man can die and yet not only live in others but give them life, and not only life, but that great consciousness of life.";
}

if (quotes==40) {
title="Ralph Steadman";
body="Evil is always devising more corrosive misery through man's restless need to exact revenge out of his hate.";
}

if (quotes==41) {
title="Ralph Steadman";
body="Business should never be allowed to justify mean, thug ugly deals for any reason.";
}

if (quotes==42) {
title="Jhonen Vasquez";
body="I think there is something a little too self conscious about enjoying being an outsider.";
}

if (quotes==43) {
title="Harry Connick Jr";
body="(About Rock & Roll) It's music that requires very little knowledge and not much talent.";
}

if (quotes==44) {
title="Tipper Gore";
body="You're talking to someone who really understands rock music.";
}

if (quotes==45) {
title="George W Bush";
body="A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it.";
}

if (quotes==46) {
title="Ronald Reagan";
body="I favor the Civil Rights Act of 1964 and it must be enforced at gunpoint if necessary.";
}

if (quotes==47) {
title="Ronald Reagan";
body="It's difficult to believe that people are still starving in this country because food isn't available.";
}

if (quotes==48) {
title="Mark Twain";
body="A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar. ";
}

if (quotes==49) {
title="Mark Twain";
body="All generalizations are false, including this one.";
}

if (quotes==50) {
title="Mark Twain";
body="Buy land, they're not making it anymore.";
}

if (quotes==51) {
title="Jim Jarmusch";
body="I always think the Sex Pistols and the Ramones as very, very important because they stripped things down.";
}

if (quotes==52) {
title="Jim Jarmusch";
body="When I left Ohio when I was 17 and ended up in New York and realised that not all films had the giant crab monsters in them, it really opened up a lot of things for me.";
}

if (quotes==53) {
title="Noam Chomsky";
body="Any dictator would admire the uniformity and obedience of the U.S. media.";
}

if (quotes==54) {
title="Noam Chomsky";
body="If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion.";
}

if (quotes==55) {
title="Noam Chomsky";
body="The Bible is one of the most genocidal books in history.";
}

if (quotes==56) {
title="Brendan Behan";
body="I am a drinker with writing problems.";
}

if (quotes==57) {
title="Robert Rodriguez";
body="Don't be told something is impossible. There's always a way.";
}

if (quotes==58) {
title="Shane Macgowan";
body="I'm just following the Irish tradition of songwriting, the Irish way of life, the human way of life. Cram as much pleasure into life, and rail against the pain you have to suffer as a result. Or scream and rant with the pain, and wait for it to be taken away with beautiful pleasure . . .";
}

if (quotes==59) {
title="Shane Macgowan";
body="Naah, I don't like kids. It's not just that they're smelly and noisy but unfortunately you have to have them in the same room as you, otherwise they'll hurt themselves.";
}

if (quotes==60) {
title="Freddie Mercury";
body="I won't be a rock star. I will be a legend.";
}

if (quotes==61) {
title="Joey Ramone";
body="I enjoyed my life when I had nothing... and kinda like the idea of just being happy with me.";
}

if (quotes==62) {
title="F Scott Fitzgerald";
body="First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.";
}

if (quotes==63) {
title="Frank Sinatra";
body="I feel sorry for people who don't drink.  When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.";
}

if (quotes==64) {
title="Dean Martin";
body="You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.";
}

if (quotes==65) {
title="Stephen Hawking";
body="God not only plays dice, He also sometimes throws the dice where they cannot be seen.";
}

if (quotes==66) {
title="Stephen Hawking";
body="I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image.";
}

if (quotes==67) {
title="Stephen Hawking";
body="It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value.";
}

if (quotes==68) {
title="Greg Graffin";
body="I am a very curious guy, almost nosy. I want to know a lot of things, just for the sake of knowledge, because I am interested. It sometimes gets me into trouble.";
}

if (quotes==69) {
title="Samuel Fuller";
body="Being a hooker does not mean being evil. The same with a pick-pocket, or even a thief. You do what you do out of necessity.";
}

if (quotes==70) {
title="Samuel Fuller";
body="When you're in the battlefield, survival is all there is. Death is the only great emotion.";
}

if (quotes==71) {
title="Al Barr";
body="We just do what we do, we're grateful every night when there's people in front of the stage and singing our songs back at us. We're all fortunate to be able to be doing this for a living, so we're just grateful to be here and we just do what we do and we let the people decide.";
}

if (quotes==72) {
title="Gregory Corso";
body="The judge said I was a menace to society because I had put crime on a scientific basis.";
}

if (quotes==73) {
title="Gregory Corso";
body="The other guy I dug a lot was Burroughs because he was a smart man already; he learned it through the druggie pool - the street scene of an old aristocratic kind of man.";
}
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